You keep it going man, you keep those books rolling,
You pick up those books, you're going to read
And not remember, and you roll man.
You get that associates degree, okay,
Then you get your bachelors, then you get your master's
Then you get your master's master's,
Then you get your doctorate,
You go man, then when everybody says quit
You show them those degrees man, when
Everybody says hey, you're not working,
You're not making any money,
You say look at my degrees and you look at my life,
Yeah I'm 52, so what, hate all you want,
But I'm smart, I'm so smart, and I'm in school,
And these guys are out here making
Money all these ways, and I'm spending mine to be smart.
You know why?
Because when I die, buddy, you know
What's gonna keep me warm?
That's right, those degrees.This is the only Kanye West song I really like. My siblings quote it to me whenever I graduate from something or mention anything about school or do something that implies I have too much book learning (ex. fail to know the latest slang, calculate the price of a 40% off flower print blouse).
In other news, my one and only actual male friend (he's gay), now dubbed AMF, is coming into town this weekend. AMF's also friends with Bud, but we've known each other a whole year longer. So AMF loves me better. Not that it's a contest or anything. Scoff. Scoff. Despite what I write and how I obsess, I really don't dislike Bud. I'm just not very adult about this. Be mature, self. Be mature. I know it's better this way.