500 dollar chips

Yet again the 401(k) has defeated me! I hate it so much. I made it a little farther than before, but what the heck am I supposed to invest in? All the choices mean nothing to me. Ahhhh. I'm going to have to get serious financial planning assistance.

On the S front, I guess it's going well. Just slowly, which I need it to go.

Help me.

Don't condemn me to the cotton fields of $500 chips!!! -Rush Hour